ONE DAY IN HEAVEN
By Ray Garza
I had a dream Sunday morning
That made me believe in the Lord
I dreamed I was somewhere in heaven
And they didn't want me at all

Now I'm not a church going person
But I say my prayers each day
Everyone called me a sinner
And this is what they had to say

What are you doing with Jesus?
You don't belong with the saints
Everyone knows you're a sinner
It's obvious that you're out of place

How in the world did you get here?
You should have gone down below
You've had your one day in heaven
Now we must ask you to go

When I awoke I was happy
My life is better I know
For now I'm a churchgoing person
Who truly believes in the Lord

WHY AM I IN IRAQ
By Ray Garza

What am I doing in Iraq
I'm on the wrong side of the world
They should've sent me to Hawaii
Where they got all these hula girls

A friend of mine is over there
And he described the way they dress
The army sent me to Iraq
And now they're shooting at my ass

I didn't want to go to combat
I'm just a peaceful loving guy
I'm a lover not a fighter
And I'm just too damn young to die

The Iraq's are getting closer
I smell garlic in the air
Where the hell is the Marine Corps?
I tell you man it just ain't fair